entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
you know what i still really really love about cap 2?
that any other movie could have made a long sequence just of them breaking into fort meade to steal sam’s falcon gear, but instead it just trusted us to understand that in their world, that shit is basic.
like of course these three doofuses can just break into a secured military base less than 25 miles away from washington, dc and retrieve classified usaf equipment without any trouble. it’s not even worth showing, it was so easy for them.
that probably sounds sarcastic, but i’m legitimately tickled that the directors and writers just went “we could include that but why waste time showing something you already know is going to go 100% their way and also we now have more time for shit blowing up.”
‘It happened sometimes that Jean Valjean would take [Cosette’s] small,red hand, still roughened by chilblains,and kiss it. More accustomed to being beaten, the poor child did not know what to make of this and was plunged in embarrassment.’